how to temporarily offset myopia

for those of you who are short-sighted, this is just for fun, as it is for those who are not as well...

step 1 for all methods - take off your glasses!

• method 1. - look through a very tiny hole at close range, right next to your eye. while this limits your field of view, it makes it much clearer and in focus.

• method 2. - look at a convex reflective object at close range, all though this will make them small, they will be in focus

• method 3. - on your eyelid covering the top part of your eye(s), gently press with your fingers onto your eyeball(s) (you'll have to apply quite a bit of pressure), while keeping your eye(s) open. this puts the retina at the point of focus by compressing your eyeball(s). (myopia is due to accommodation by the lengthening of the eyeball.

hopefully you weren't careless enough to damage your eye(s). and tasted a moment's glimpse, however short, of non-short sightedness...

of course, if your eyes weren't myopic, then you would have had a glimpse of short-sightedness. now go apologize to that kid you bullied back in primary school...

i would be really interested to hear of any more methods not already listed here. please let us all share these pathetic fantasies of 20/20 vision.